meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

(Source: ilannister, via bewbin)

okaysizedbangtheory:

i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend, via hotboyproblems)

martwhim:

I saw my chance to create something beautiful.

I took it.

(via seekpatiencewithin)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

(via specialmay)

laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

(via barack-obottm)

guy:

sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via barack-obottm)

thetowndrugdealer:

"you look tired, are you???" 
"no, im just ugly"

(via hotboyproblems)