he got the bracelet from a duck

(Source: ilannister, via bewbin)


i hate when people take other people’s glasses and are like ‘you have horrible vision’ like do you take wheelchairs from people and go ‘wow you have shitty legs’

(Source: stevesfriend, via hotboyproblems)


I saw my chance to create something beautiful.

I took it.

(via seekpatiencewithin)


My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

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sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via barack-obottm)


"you look tired, are you???" 
"no, im just ugly"

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